February 2012
6 posts
No Gaga in America until 2013...what if the world...
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
January 2012
28 posts
levity: new plan →
glassholeglasshole:
im holding a seance to summon Victor Hugo back to haunt Taylor Swift until she agrees to not play eponine ever under any circumstance forever.
and then have him haunt the casting director of the movie until he decides to cast Lea Salonga in every single role.
Lea…
Reblog if you used to call maple leaves "tree...
blondietail:
December 2011
28 posts
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Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be...
tyleroakley:
claudiascarlett:
THIS.
CHANGES.
EVERYTHING.
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